I am not convinced. Sound very nice, very poetic, but I have a bit fed up of city planners, mayors and owners of gated communities that want to get the poetic or getting their assholes secretaries using names to the streets. Let's be serious: a neighborhood is a neighborhood you do not have a street San Martin. A city does not deserve to be taken as such if it does not cross a street in Belgrano, Sarmiento, May 25, July 9.
to name streets there are our provinces, our men of letters, our musicians, those unsung heroes that shed their blood and sweat (or both) our soil, the founders, the pioneers.
There are the battles that shaped us as a nation. Even these names of well-Garcia, a lot of dosh, but our pampas gilded with wheat that fed the hungry Europe.
The world itself has scoop of countries and capitals and our land has a loads of peoples names, ready for use in the baptism of any artery.
What's more, there are all those reverends motherfuckers like Roca, Ramon L. Falcon and many other unfortunate that mark our place names. If you are not going to rename these streets with names such claims continue using them!
O values, dear fellow, in Córdoba, when renamed Equality, renamed Freedom. Makes you want to stand on the side street to sing the anthem as the Pumas, his eyes bursting into tears. I
bank, and in the neighborhood of my childhood and adolescence (and a sliver more), the streets are named with numbers, such as in La Plata. That will let it pass. In fact, at both of my beloved Villa La Florida, came next to the number one name in parentheses. The street from my house was, for example, 875 (Buenos Aires).
These are names of streets! Do not give me pelotudeces!
I say more: when will Gauchito Gil Avenue?
But now it turns out that a neighborhood, a newly established resort town, a development or a country has names of weeds or insects in their streets.
possible dialogue:
- Okay, check that your great grandmother continue breathing as the ambulance arrives, but does not attempt to remove the pit. Address?
- Calle Las Acacias Grey Stripped by Fall 1245. Hurry, the ninth is cianoza!
- Between what streets, ma'am?
- Between portentous Eucalyptus and Gigante Soberbio What Fresias what perfume does your Awakening . But from the center you should come straight from The Shadow Generous elderly Tilos, which comes to bloom Plum Spring Offer , when you change the name and when they Las Acacias Grey Stripped by Fall , turn the left. "Nona? "Nona?
- QSL
Girl Go to fear, could be called the neighborhood.
No, seriously: a ghost.
Another example:
"Hello, I call for a remise (not to Cordoba: Cordoba this word is stressed heavily in e).
- Yes ma'am "address?
- Runaway Winter Hirondelle 728. This is between Cloud Thrushes and Mezzo Soprano Last Blackbird Trill Degollado.
- Ah, yes, I stand ... Runaway Hirondelle Winter is parallel to the avenue is not it?
- Exactly, is parallel to the Avenida Flight majestic Andean Condor.
- Yes, of course, in the neighborhood pajaronas Altos. Among 5 and 10 minutes we are there. Thanks for calling.
Anytime founded a town with streets like potassium, manganese, zinc, sodium. Che, we are at 5 in testosterone and endorphins. Thyroid Villa!
I do not know. I am not convinced.
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